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it's the prospect of death that drives us to greatness. (x)


#OPPA GANGNAM STYLE (via x)
aseaofquotes:

Amy Tan, The Kitchen God’s Wife

aseaofquotes:

Amy Tan, The Kitchen God’s Wife

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

quick observation after seeing the fifty shades trailer and digesting for a bit: demanding white men in fiction are generally portrayed as irresistible and powerful. (corollary: joffrey baratheon) whereas demanding women are generally portrayed as shrewish and needlessly critical. (corollary: molly weasley)

of course, neither of these is desirable. this dichotomy places pressure on men to be scarily demanding and controlling, and places pressure on women to repress their wants and thoughts and feelings, to be passive-aggressive.

the shrew thing, though. looking at you, will shakespeare — petruchio could’ve used a little taming, too.

the-art-of-fangirling:

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petrichorlore:

destroy the idea. destroy The Idea. The one, the only one, the one before and after all other ideas. destroy it. all of it. not even just a little bit. the whole thing. destroy the idea of the idea. just keep destroying, it’ll work out.

must obey. must obey. must obey. must obey

everambling:

everambling:

and another thing I was dying because at the airport the customs officer who scanned my bag started throwing shade and pointing at something on the screen and they stopped me like “miss we have to search your belongings, stay put” and they carefully pulled out my ollivander’s wand like it was a loaded gun but one of the guards recognized what it was and started asking me about it and then there were like a whole flock of guards gathered around listening in awe as I explained about interactive spells.

 (via batmansymbol)

yes let’s

did I mention I attended a harry potter themed bachelorette party last weekend?

#the genitalia shaped cookies were covered in orange sprinkles and named fred and george i shit you not

oh my goD?????? !!!!!!!!!!

everambling:

and another thing I was dying because at the airport the customs officer who scanned my bag started throwing shade and pointing at something on the screen and they stopped me like “miss we have to search your belongings, stay put” and they carefully pulled out my ollivander’s wand like it was a loaded gun but one of the guards recognized what it was and started asking me about it and then there were like a whole flock of guards gathered around listening in awe as I explained about interactive spells.

batmansymbol:

after careful research, i’ve determined that this featurepoints thing is legit as fuck and is, in fact, actually free money in disguise

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it’s not even that disguised

i already have five dollars and i joined yesterday. that is enough for multiple orders of fries. multiple, i say

how does this shit even work, you ask. how the hell is this sustainable. WELL FRIENDS, LET ME GIVE U A RUNDOWN:

  1. app developers pay featurepoints humans to feature them on the featurepoints app. feature feature feature. that no longer sounds like a word
  2. we (users) download the developers’ free apps and try them out for ~30 secs to a minute. we can delete the apps afterward if we want
  3. but hey they get download numbers and eyes on the app, which is what they want
  4. and we get points for the shit we download, which is what we want
  5. everyone wins
  6. because those points transform mystically into money
  7. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

You also get points for friends who sign up with your referral link. So, er, yeah, referral link: HERE, MAKE FREE MONEY ANd help me also get free money too because i’m a broke-ass intern lololol.

(if you get redirected or something my referral code is M6T5CS. but it should just work on the clickthrough even if it doesn’t show up as being a referral)

STEP 1: click the above helpfully titled link. but for it to work you must be on an Android or iThing, as shown here:

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STEP 2: click on the appropriate device button to download the FP app

STEP 3: get 50 free points from my referral woooo and start downloading apps and refer your friends yay we will all help each other out

seriously i’m still in disbelief that this shit isn’t gross/spammy or with unnecessary signups/surveys/anything. capitalism at its most efficient.

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[gif of adam smith saying YAAAAASSSSSS]

other fun information:

  • the free money can be gift cards to starbucks or amazon or such, or money money like paypal money
  • you don’t need to give them credit card info or any such thing
  • you don’t need to be over 18
  • im cry
  • do it
  • seriously
  • do it

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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