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do you know what love is? I'll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray. - john le carré

cell-mate:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.

joanwatson-s:

Paul said to Peter you got to rock yourself a little harder
Pretend the dove from above is a dragon and your feet are on fire
But I got a girl in the war, Paul, the only thing I know to do
Is turn up the music and pray that she makes it through (x)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

and a black car with red leather seats

and $800,000 deposited into my bank account by an anonymous benefactor

and just like infinite sour gummy worms

is that too much to ask for

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

and a black car with red leather seats

and $800,000 deposited into my bank account by an anonymous benefactor

and just like infinite sour gummy worms

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

and a black car with red leather seats

and $800,000 deposited into my bank account by an anonymous benefactor

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

and a black car with red leather seats

batmansymbol:

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for

also at least six puppies

all I want is emotional stability

is that too much to ask for


the Holmes boys

the Holmes boys

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to always check that a door is labeled “Pull” before I try to pull it open."
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (via underwhelmingbookquotes)

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

punkrockluna:

This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

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