[AGGRESSIVELY PETS CASTIEL’S HAIR]
June 2013
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
love gory
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ok i did the thing
love gory: a ballad by will graham to hannibal lecter, set to the tune of taylor swift’s love story
lyrics, singing, and piano by me. inspired by this post from leodeservestheoscar.
LYRICS: i was mostly sane when i first saw you
my eyes are open but the flashback starts
i’m standing there
in jack’s office in recycled air
see the girls, see their faces, the killer
see them weeks and months later still
‘cause they won’t go
i know that you know
‘cause you were my relief, you were so composed
when crawford said, will, you’ve gotta get this close!
and i was begging him the whole time,
silently, let me go
and i said,
hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the food and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis.
So I sleepwalk to my rooftop at midnight
Antlers everywhere, can’t stand the sight,
I close my eyes … hallucinate while i’m losing time
oh, oh
but it was malpractice due to dr. lecter
and alana said, “how unstable can you get”
‘cause you were sabotaging me,
i was begging you, make it go —
and I said
hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the snacks and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis
hannibal, save me, you gotta save me from myself
don’t know who i am, i need help
this is one hell of an existential crisis
It’s a love story, with encephalitis
and you, my only solace
when I looked into your eyes my feet hit the ground
what problem could befall us?
cause you were my only friend who still stuck around
then i said …
“hannibal, buddy, I’ve been feeling kinda scared.
there’s just something strange in how this food’s prepared.
Is this in my head? Is it something I’ve done?”
He turned to the fridge and pulled out a lung and said…
“Sorry, Will, friend of mine, I meant to tell you long ago.
I eat people, that’s just how I roll.
And by the way, you’ve got encephalitis
All your friends think that it’s severe psychosis.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, etc.
‘Cause I’ve been pinning all my murders on you.”
hannibal probably writes songs about will and sells them to taylor swift
or vice versa
love gory: a ballad by will graham to hannibal lecter
i was mostly sane when i first saw you
my eyes are open but the flashback starts
i’m standing there
in jack’s office in recycled air
see the girls, see their faces, the killer
see them weeks and months later still
‘cause they won’t go
i know that you know
‘cause you were my relief, you were so composed
when crawford said, will, you’ve gotta get this close!
and i was begging him the whole time,
silently, let me go
and i said,
hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the food and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis.
So I sleepwalk to my rooftop at midnight
Antlers everywhere, can’t stand the sight,
I close my eyes … hallucinate while i’m losing time
oh, oh
but it was malpractice due to dr. lecter
and alana said, “how unstable can you get”
‘cause you were sabotaging me,
i was begging you, make it go —
and I said
hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the snacks and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis
hannibal, save me, you gotta save me from myself
don’t know who i am, i need help
this is one hell of an existential crisis
It’s a love story, with encephalitis
and you, my only solace
when I looked into your eyes my feet hit the ground
what problem could befall us?
cause you were my only friend who still stuck around
then i said …
“hannibal, buddy, I’ve been feeling kinda scared.
there’s just something strange in how this food’s prepared.
Is this in my head? Is it something I’ve done?”
He turned to the fridge and pulled out a lung and said…
“Sorry, Will, friend of mine, I meant to tell you long ago.
I eat people, that’s just how I roll.
And by the way, you’ve got encephalitis
All your friends think that it’s severe psychosis.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
‘Cause I’ve been pinning all my murders on you.”
Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered horribly. The only case is a puppy which doesn’t have a home. Will gets the puppy. They go for a walk in the park and get ice cream. Will sits on a bench and gives the puppy licks of his ice cream. He says quietly, “This is nice.” The ice cream is not people.
END CREDITS.
please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts
there are two kinds of rapid escalation
well that peopled twicely
“So, I see you like Benedict Cumberbatch. What’s so great about-“
“Okay but I mean what specifical-“
“Uhmm is it his acting or his looks/personality or-“
I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES
AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES
TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE
i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’
like
yes
that’s exactly what they are
they are for mental illness
mental
if i had a kidney-related illness, i would hope to have kidney-altering drugs on the market
NOW I WANT NACHOS THANKS
My sister just asked me who Salsa Stark is
Correct response: “Well, she’s certainly nacho queen.”
“theon greyjoy is kind of an asshole”
tru tho
“theon greyjoy needs to learn how to respect women jfc”
god yes
“theon greyjoy made some really bad decisions”
yep right as rain
“theon greyjoy deserves what he—”
nO FUCK YOU GET OUTTA MY FACE
Are you aware of the origins of the flying lawnmower? Because you mention it in I Live Life On Tumblr and i recently came across it on another bolg...
Welp, I just know it exists. I have no friggin’ clue why.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the glory of the flying lawnmower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWfqVWC2KI
follow your dreams everyone
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
“
For most of America, Psy is a funny name, a funny face, and a funny personality. He doesn’t sing in English and most people just don’t get it leaving most of them to not take him seriously. It’s easy to strip the significance behind “Gangnam Style” down if you don’t know what it means and solely find entertainment in the Asian guy shaking his hips. But what most people don’t realize is that Psy doesn’t take himself seriously. He’s a satirist and political dissident. “Gangnam Style” was a commentary, not just a fun pop tune with a silly dance.
Gangnam is Seoul’s wealthiest and flashiest neighborhood. For South Koreans, Gangnam represents the ideal life of excess and consumerism. Psy’s character in the video is a wannabe Gangnamite. He dreams he’s living the flashy, excessive lifestyle while he’s really just like everyone else, swimming in a public pool and riding the subway. But never in the video does it seem that Psy’s character is unhappy. He’s content to play in a children’s playground and meet the girl of his dreams in the subway. “Gangnam Style” is much more that we have made it, but that’s not surprising considering Psy’s background and how little we know about it.
In America, it seems like “Gangnam Style” was Psy’s big break when in fact the song had been released on his sixth studio album and his music career hadn’t been about making flashy and catchy songs. He believes music is the key to overcoming the intolerance embedded in his country’s political systems. Throughout his career, his songs have been banned for inappropriate content and have been surrounded by controversy, not to mention the fact that he fought his mandatory military draft.
Psy is a voice for his people. He’s fighting the oppression and intolerance he sees in his culture through his music. And by ignoring his worth and his value, we’re reducing the culture of South Korea into a short man with funny pants doing a ridiculous dance.
” —Opinion: American media chooses to undervalue artists like Psy from “Gangnam Style” (via kpop-confessions)HANNIBAL YOU LITTLE SHIT
It’s gotten to the point where I’m legitimately terrified every time Will Graham opens his eyes.
W is for WILL SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
I is for I WILL HELP WILL GRAHAM
L is for LORD PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM
L is for LORD, SERIOUSLY, PLEASE HELP WILL GRAHAM
G is for GOD DAMN IT SOMEONE HELP WILL GRAHAM
R is for REALLY SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
A is for ANYBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM YET
H is for HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
A is for ANYBODY FINALLY HELP WILL GRAHAM
M is for MY GOD, SOMEBODY HELP WILL GRAHAM
the randomly generated, captcha-type verification code i just had to enter in order to watch episode 9 of hannibal: “pork pies”
*throws up in my mouth a little bit*
I was reading a fic and
The 3 consecutive sex.
160 minutes of waiting for people to unwittingly eat people later, i’m off to bed.
conversion complete. new fangirl established. why do i do this to myself; i really don’t have time for more feels. /siiiigh
am now going to sleep and dream of cuddling will graham for the rest of time
OKAY, YES. I HAVE DECIDED: IT IS AWESOME. EPISODE THREE. LET’S GO.
Verdict: I LOVE Will already. Am moving onto episode 2. Am very scared, but intrigued.
All right, folks. Here goes. Watching the first episode of Hannibal. Pressing play … now.
*steeples fingers beneath chin a la Sherlock* We shall seeee.
Depending on my enthusiasm for the series, there may be a sudden influx of text posts. As such, if you wish to spare yourself my journey into the bowels of yet another fandom, go ahead and savior “a tasteful show in every sense.”
ehehe
I was driving down the road and some lady blew her stop sign and I almost crashed right into her and the literal moment I was slamming on the brake my freakin phone starts ringing
my rinGTONE IS STAYIN’ ALIVE
I COULD HAVE DIED AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST THING I HEARD
hey dudes! i want to find me some more avengers blogs. if you are in fact an avengers blog (as in you post exclusively or almost exclusively avengers stuff), like this post and i’ll check you out, yeah? (doesn’t matter what ships you ship. i like ‘em all. :D)
please no reblogs, i’m scared that shit might get out o’ hand (one can only check out so many blogs) and also i like mutual followship
oh my god the followship of the ring someone please photoshop that
okay um right *clears throat*
thanks <3
