March 2012
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“ On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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samsamandsam asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. :)
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Bellatrix: AVADA KEDA-
Effie: NOT MY MAHOGANY, YOU BITCH!
Bellatrix:
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Bellatrix:
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Molly: SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!
Mar 26th
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ooh mister darcy: I’m usually very neutral about... →
bolinswag: I’m usually very neutral about shipping in all fandoms, but this Makorra/Zutara business has just really been irking me. Korra, Mako, Katara, and Zuko are all completely different characters. It goes beyond shipping wars, though, and that is what actually bugs me the most. Claiming that Mako is…
Mar 25th
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Mar 20th
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hussiebot: cherry-flavored-stripper: queerard: ifallelsefailsmovetohogwarts: wesleh: queerard: “It’s a nice day out today, I think I might open up the windows.” “I feel like being healthy today, I think I’ll grab an apple!” ” i’m feeling a bit hungry, I might go for a big mac”   i swear to god “I think I’ll go to the gateway today.” i need to take a shit
Mar 19th
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mom: i'm not homophobic i have gay friends
mom: god look at those men walking around holding hands, can't they be less public about it
me:
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me: ...for fuck's sake, this is why i haven't come out to you yet.
Mar 19th
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it’s official, i’m in love with loki. SO MUCH SNEAKY BRILLIANCE
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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did-you-kno:
derperistical: contrary to popular belief not all shippers hate characters that get in the way of their ships Totally! Tomione is the only HP ship for me, and hell, EVERY character gets in the way of Tomione. (Including the characters themselves. XD)
Mar 17th
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Korrawr: A Plea For Korra Fans →
pencil-paper-passion: korralations: The first Korra episode has been leaked. I got onto the page, but I couldn’t bring myself to watch it. Please, please, please, guys, just don’t watch it. I’m dying over here too knowing that it’s there and I’m not watching, but please, for the love of the show and out of respect for Bryke and the hard-working cast, just resist it. I’ll admit to watching...
Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Crazy Psycho Slayer Bitch from Hell: So I woke up... →
itscandidlycara: Wait, let me back up. Hi, my name is Cara and I’m a 21 year old woman. Every 28 days, give or take, I have a period. And it fucking sucks. Today, was one of those where I take from the 28 day cycle. I wasn’t due for another period for at least a week, but considering…
Mar 16th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Interviewer: And then you ran over to the fans to sign some autographs.
Jennifer Lawrence: Yeah, I still do that thing where they start screaming and I'm like "WHO'S BEHIND ME?" and then I get bored because it's me.
Mar 13th
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narioo asked: my brain pissed everywhere after reading the new chapter of AI.
Mar 13th
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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Mar 10th
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AD INFINITUM: Chapter Four - 2022 →
…and so we head into the future. Someone asked if this would be canon-compliant. Heh, I feel like it would totally be ruining the ending if I told you one way or the other. So I’m going to leave that unanswered and just hope people focus on the story, not whether it’ll eventually fit one mold or another. :)
Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
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Mar 9th
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How I see classical music sometimes.
France: [Finishes an elegant piece]
Germany: [Polite applause] Oh well /done/, France! Definitely in the tradition of Beethoven! Yes indeed, very much in His footsteps.
France: I should think so! After all, you may all /make/ composers, but it is to France that they come to gestate!
Italy: Pish posh. Italy is still the center of civilization. I challenge you to find a truly great composer who has not studied under an Italian master.
England: ...You know, Frederick Delius is credited as an English composer. Yup. He was /born/ here. His skin sucked the genius right out of our soil.
Norway: You know, Delius spent some time here in Norway. Maybe that's-
Germany: Why all his music sounds like the gentle glimmer of snow that clings to edges of a brook in spring? Please. Your music has no /pain/!
Norway: ...We're okay with that.
France: Psh, pain! You want pain! Come to France!
Italy: Oh yes, do go to France. Their music is so profound that it shall forever be remembered as cartoon backdrops, and the sort of operas that establishments put on during slow seasons to fill up the gallery.
France: We have /Debussy/!
Norway: Ooo, Debussy! We love Debussy!
Germany: Pah! Need I say more?
England: Poland, I'm amazed you're not joining this pissing contest.
Poland: [Looks up from newspaper] Hm? Oh. We've got Chopin. Whatever. Carry on with your little squabble.
Germany: This reminds me- I met this fabulous fella named Russia. I invited him to join our little tea party. Russia!
Russia: [Pokes head around doorframe] ...
Germany: Do come sit with us!
France: Oh my, yes, please do. Don't be intimidated.
Italy: Perhaps you can learn a thing or two from us.
Poland: Wow, seriously, you invited Russia? Thanks. Thanks a lot. [Storms out]
France: ...[Whispers to England] What's his problem?
England: Awkward ex. Also, don't lean so close to me.
Germany: Russia, we were just discussing how /pain/ adds a certain non-replicable profundity to music. What do you think?
Russia: ...[Pulls out violin]
France: Oh my, a performance! Splendid! I warn you, good fella, you can hardly follow my act, but we'll give you some pointers. [Has a sit]
RUSSIA: [ASSAULT OF PEERLESS MUSICAL GENIUS AND ANGST] [I SHALL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL WITH DARKNESS] [EVEN MY WALTZES SHALL MAKE YOU WEEP] [THE UNIVERSE IS COLD, EMPTY, AND EXISTENTIAL] [DIE, EMOTIONS, DIE!]
France: [Eyes bleed]
Germany: [Dead on the floor]
England: ... [Tea slowly spills in lap]
Italy: [Crawling toward exit, fingernails scraping at the floor]
Norway: ... [Hides behind Sweden]
Sweden: Sorry- What are we talking about?
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(If I wasn't so lazy, I would draw all this.)
Poland also had Szymanowski! Smugness EARNED.
Mar 9th
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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum is banned and outcast from being the prince of the Fire Nation by his own father.
Mar 9th
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Mako
korralations: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Korra was the Avatar. Second, there was a part of her, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for a battle. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with my scarf. oh my god yes yes yes yes yes.
Mar 8th
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why has no one made good use of the domain name TumblUpon.com yet?! it would blend StumbleUpon and Tumblr and its users would be sucked into an addictive abyss whence they would never surface. i think this is a good plan. eta: alternatively, “stumblr.com”
Mar 7th
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Mar 6th
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AD INFINITUM: Chapter Three - 1998 →
Mar 6th
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Mar 5th
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i wonder how many people detest me for having stolen the URL ‘batmansymbol’ when my blog doesn’t even have anything to do with batman. i mean jeez, i made this so long ago (a few years?) i can’t even remember why i named it batmansymbol. and then i did not even post anything or do anything until this year. maybe i should post more things about christian bale. yes. i...
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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SOME TUMBLR QUESTIONS
Okay so 1) How many followers does it take to be quote tumblr famous unquote? 2) Is it considered proper Tumblr etiquette to follow back the people who follow you? I know that’s a thing on Twitter, dunno. 3) dammit i had more and then i forgot them HELP ME?
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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AD INFINITUM: Chapter Two - 1997 →
short chapter, but fast update. balances out, right? …right?
Mar 2nd
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Tarts of Pop: so I have a confession to make and I... →
gonnamakeyouintoshoes: thorstartsofpop: so I have a confession to make and I know it may lose me followers but oh well I don’t understand this whole argument about “slut-shaming” if it’s someone’s opinion that they disagree with someone else’s morals and wish to say they see them as wrong and not something they agree with, such as… I completely agree. It’s great that you believe that...
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Holy shit. Just when I think Jenna Marbles can’t possibly get more awesome, she quotes Dobby in her video. WOMAN, MARRY ME.
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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