Speechwriter

Hope they’re positive, I-am-so-happy-to-have-found-this-blessed-show feelings!

UM YES. Holy fuck holy fuck. so… much… quality, and watching benedict cumberbatch play sherlock is like watching a beautiful person drive a ferrari. there is just something inherently right about it.

so… many… feelings… *deceases*

Could someone please, please link me to somewhere I can watch Voice in the Night? I don’t have cable, and I thought it was going to be up on Nick.com, but IT’S NOT. ARGH.

Where can I find it? CAN YOU HELP ME? please?

Eh. I tried it. Couldn’t get into it.

it’s honestly so disjunct from the harry potter world that i’m curious as to why the author didn’t just go ahead and write it as a novel. would’ve made a killing. o_O

HONKS is the best.

Hell yes. Plus, Wastelands of Time.

i explained what ‘shipping’ was to two people who do not know what “fandom” means and who have only ever been on Tumblr because I directed them to the Enormous Penis song.

they were FASCINATED.

shit i felt worldly.

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

idontneedyourheroact:

Oh my god, you guys.

Asami isn’t an equalist.

Guys.

You don’t understand.

She’s not an equalist.

I wanted her to be an equalist.

Fuck your Makorra I wanted Asami to be an equalist and now she obviously isn’t and let me die here in my hole.

NOO I STILL WANT HER TO BE AN EQUALIST, TOO. 

SHE COULD STILL BE AN EQUALIST!! This just makes it more fun because it adds subterfuge into the mix! She would have to be a SEKRIT EQUALIST. hellyes

#desperately clinging to hope

In my couple months on Tumblr, I’ve sort of tried to get a feel for the psychology of this place. Of course, you can’t lump a crapton of people together and expect a cohesive unit - but you can get a general vibe. And on the whole, I feel like Tumblr would be a wonderful, wonderful protagonist.

As a person, Tumblr would be…

• Deeply insecure for a myriad of reasons, but infallible in zher belief that others don’t deserve a similar burden of insecurity.
• Transitionally openminded: Zhe has bursts of unintentional, societally-influenced racism, sexism, etc., though zhe’s tempered by zher desire to be the open- and fair-minded human being zhe sees as an ideal.
• Passionate. A big personality wrapped up in an unassuming body. This often translates to sexual passion, though the idea of fulfilling zher sexual desires seems strange to zher.
• Staunch, unrelenting, and occasionally dogmatic in zher beliefs, which often - ironically - reflect the idea that all should be treated equally … including those with opposing beliefs. (Zhe tries not to think about the fact that hatred of closed-mindedness is still a type of closed-mindedness.)
• Worldly and yet sheltered, stifled by a simple and physical inability to be everywhere zhe wants to be and go everywhere zhe wants to go. Zher curiosity is matched only by zher devotion to the people (and ideas of people) zhe holds dear.
• Fucking hilarious. Also, zhe sort of knows zhe is fucking hilarious. But that doesn’t diminish zher wit and humor, which ranges from stupid puns to biting satire.
• Paradoxical; on a shallow level, zhe hates mankind and people in general, but on a deeper level zhe loves the concept of personhood, of uniqueness and human potential. In practice, zhe tends to like people a lot more than she expects to.
• Deeply appreciative of beauty and the aesthetic, sometimes to the point of obsession and superficiality.
• Immediately and fervently reactive to all emotional stimuli. Zhe has little middle ground between joy and misery and rage, and devotes zherself wholeheartedly and unapologetically to all states in equal amount. This results in zher volatility and oversensitivity.

And, most importantly, Tumblr is…

• far more than zhe thinks zhe is. Far more important. Far more intelligent. Far more impactful. Far more widely respected and loved. Zher humility and unassuming good nature draw people in - and zher thoughtful conversation keeps them there.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. AMORRA FTW.

*clings to you* WE ARE FAMILY.

I DEMAND A STORY ON IT. :D

I live to serve! >:D time to start brainstorming… muahahahh

YOU NEED TO WRITE ATLA OR TLOK seriously

Shit, I so do. and i need to update ad infinitum and finish the HaND! epilogue and write that plotbunny i stole from thethiefsdownfall and I AM SO BEHIND ON EVERYTHING fffffffuuuuuuuuuu

UGH WHAT IF HE SEDUCES HER IN ORDER TO GET CLOSE AND TAKE AWAY HER BENDING OMG IDK IF I CAN

SDKFHKJDKSK How would he do that though, she would kick the shit out of him any second he wasn’t fighting her.

WE’LL MAKE IT WORK

UGH GOD I LOVE DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS

CRACKSHIPPING: PUTTING THE “FUN” IN “DYSFUNCTION”

WHERE ARE MY CRACKSHIPPING KIN?

AMON x KORRA. LET’S GO.

love,
speechwriter
lover of tomione and sokkla
crackshipping since 1994

((bonus points: it has the best ship name ever. amorra. like seriously. AMOR. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT))

If you have a bumper sticker condemning one of our presidents - whether that’s Obama or Bush - I’m going to tailgate you like an asshole. Have some respect. And get over your partisan idiocy kthx.

methlabrador:

kanye west should open a breakfast cafe called ‘Omelette You Finish’

CONGRATS ON THE SCHOLARSHIP! OMGAWD.

Thanks bro! Dead with excitement. :D

Yeah, I just realized Missing E is called Missing E because it means “Missing E” as in the E that is missing from the word “Tumbler.”

Goddamn, how did I get into college? 

thefireferret:

TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT AND I’LL BE FINISHED READING HAND.

*gulp* ooh, the climax, the climax!

ahem that was inappropriate