September 2012
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REMEMBER THAT TIME “URGENT CARE” ACTUALLY ACTED LIKE THE SITUATION WAS URGENT AND TREATED SOMEONE PROMPTLY
YEAH ME NEITHER
MOTHERFUCKING HELL
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once upon a time i was having an excellent day because i got into a biology class centered around learning biology via animals and creatures in science fiction.
then everything changed when a fishhook attacked my friend’s foot and we went to the emergency room and she’s in agony holy shit.
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Anonymous asked: Just a note to say how beautiful you are, and to wish you a wonderful day! Once you have received this, anonymously pass it along to at least five other people, and know that you made their day a little brighter. Nothing bad will happen if you don't, but who would want to break the happiness chain?
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consulting-meerkat:
batmansymbol:
consulting-meerkat:
batmansymbol:
my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up.
GUYS
HOLD ME
i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year
OH MY GOD THIS IS YOU?!
WAIT WHAT
I AM CONFUSED
I kept seeing this post but didn’t look at the original poster and I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS YOU.
OH
YES
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consulting-meerkat:
batmansymbol:
my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up.
GUYS
HOLD ME
i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year
OH MY GOD THIS IS YOU?!
WAIT WHAT
I AM CONFUSED
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thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
batmansymbol:
my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up.
GUYS
HOLD ME
i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year
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megg33k:
batmansymbol:
my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up.
GUYS
HOLD ME
i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year
*holds you… rocks you*
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my roommate is such a light sleeper that even the sound of typing wakes her up.
GUYS
HOLD ME
i will be spending a lot of time out here in the hallway this year
Stars, hide your fires: batmansymbol:... →
batmansymbol:
abrandnewancientbluebox:
batmansymbol replied to your post: ugh i swear writing this feel the tide update is…
NO BECAUSE THEN THERE WILL BE NO MORE
I’LL TRY AND SURVIVE.
no but it’s tough because it’s christmas-y? and it’s august and my dorm room is…
YES NEED ALL THE ANGST AND SNOWBALLS.
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abrandnewancientbluebox:
batmansymbol replied to your post: ugh i swear writing this feel the tide update is…
NO BECAUSE THEN THERE WILL BE NO MORE
I’LL TRY AND SURVIVE.
no but it’s tough because it’s christmas-y? and it’s august and my dorm room is 1095103985023 degrees and so it’s tough to summon THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
Oh I feel you. My dorm is like a furnace… a touch of Christmas...
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On occasion, Sherlock Holmes sees the world as a carcass. Its skeleton, stinking of decay, is his playground; the only other occupants are protozoa littering its fly-stung flesh. On occasion, Sherlock grows ravenous, and he feels as if he might devour that world in its entirety. (Only the scavenger’s code of honor lies across his back.)
On occasion, Sherlock Holmes could be described as...
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africans:
how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way
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Cosmo sex tip #825
jalapeno-pepper-poppers:
while gently touching his penis, whisper seductively in his ear, “can you feel it, mr krabs”
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willsmiff:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
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ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
When Gotham is ashes…then you have my permission to become pregnant
#TWO WEEKS BEFORE GOTHAM IS ASHES YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION...
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Can't I just 80's Montage my way through senior...
krazzines:
Or Grease my way through the year?
I just wanna get this year done in a swift song and/or musical number.
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