THE LAST OF THE PICKUP LINES. Dear god, #4, if you’re hoping that we can conceive eight children in a single night, I hope you got like some sorta fertility spell or something cause mmm girl that plan seems hella unreliable
also #2 if I look and your actual eyeballs are on my ass that’s not a pickup line that’s a horror story okay
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