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boromirs: The Tempest III.I

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:00:24 -0400

The Tempest III.I

violettevirus: the-sea-is-free: this—too—shall—pass: deathagainstthelights: all-that-sheeran: pe...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:11:01 -0400

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

nyotas: Read More

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:06:32 -0400

nyotas:

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anathemarmotqueen: I saw it in a movie. wait a fucking second...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:25:24 -0400

anathemarmotqueen:

I saw it in a movie.

wait a fucking second is that ABIGAIL HOBBS

damn, that girl’s neck just can’t catch a break

willgrahamcrackercrumbs: shoutout to Winston Graham for being...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:14:16 -0400

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

shoutout to Winston Graham for being the smartest dog alive

ok i did the thing love gory: a ballad by will graham to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:14:00 -0400

ok i did the thing

love gory: a ballad by will graham to hannibal lecter, set to the tune of taylor swift’s love story

lyrics, singing, and piano by me. inspired by this post from leodeservestheoscar.

LYRICS: i was mostly sane when i first saw you
my eyes are open but the flashback starts
i’m standing there
in jack’s office in recycled air

see the girls, see their faces, the killer
see them weeks and months later still
‘cause they won’t go
i know that you know

‘cause you were my relief, you were so composed
when crawford said, will, you’ve gotta get this close!
and i was begging him the whole time,
silently, let me go
and i said,

hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the food and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis.

So I sleepwalk to my rooftop at midnight
Antlers everywhere, can’t stand the sight,
I close my eyes … hallucinate while i’m losing time
oh, oh

but it was malpractice due to dr. lecter
and alana said, “how unstable can you get”
‘cause you were sabotaging me,
i was begging you, make it go —
and I said

hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the snacks and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis

hannibal, save me, you gotta save me from myself
don’t know who i am, i need help
this is one hell of an existential crisis
It’s a love story, with encephalitis

and you, my only solace
when I looked into your eyes my feet hit the ground
what problem could befall us?
cause you were my only friend who still stuck around
then i said …

“hannibal, buddy, I’ve been feeling kinda scared.
there’s just something strange in how this food’s prepared.
Is this in my head? Is it something I’ve done?”
He turned to the fridge and pulled out a lung and said…

“Sorry, Will, friend of mine, I meant to tell you long ago.
I eat people, that’s just how I roll.
And by the way, you’ve got encephalitis
All your friends think that it’s severe psychosis.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, etc.

‘Cause I’ve been pinning all my murders on you.”

circusbones: msawesomesmarties: -peetas: rareredmeat: ciphero...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:00:34 -0400

circusbones:

msawesomesmarties:

-peetas:

rareredmeat:

ciphero:

This might’ve been the best episode of avatar in the history of avatar.

it was definitely

this episode definitely solidified why avatar is the best cartoon

honoooooooooor

IT’S MAKING ME TEAR-BEND

leodeservestheoscar: hannibal probably writes songs about will and sells them to taylor swift or...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:20:19 -0400

leodeservestheoscar:

hannibal probably writes songs about will and sells them to taylor swift

or vice versa

love gory: a ballad by will graham to hannibal lecter

i was mostly sane when i first saw you
my eyes are open but the flashback starts
i’m standing there
in jack’s office in recycled air

see the girls, see their faces, the killer
see them weeks and months later still
‘cause they won’t go
i know that you know

‘cause you were my relief, you were so composed
when crawford said, will, you’ve gotta get this close!
and i was begging him the whole time,
silently, let me go
and i said,

hannibal, take me somewhere I can be alone
i can’t sleep and I can’t do this on my own
you bring the food and psychoanalysis,
It’s a love story, with encephalitis.

So I sleepwalk to my rooftop at midnight
Antlers everywhere, can’t stand the sight,
I close my eyes … hallucinate while i’m losing time
oh, oh

hannibal, save me, you gotta save me from myself
don’t know who i am, i need help
this is one hell of an existential crisis
It’s a love story, with encephalitis

and you, my only solace
when I looked into your eyes my feet hit the ground
what problem could befall us?
cause you were my only friend who still stuck around
then i said …

“hannibal, buddy, I’ve been feeling kinda scared.
there’s just something strange in how this food’s prepared.
Is this in my head? Is it something I’ve done?”
He turned to the fridge and pulled out a lung and said…

“Sorry, Will, friend of mine, I meant to tell you long ago.
I eat people, that’s just how I roll.
And by the way, you’ve got encephalitis
All your friends think that it’s severe psychosis.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

‘Cause I’ve been pinning all my murders on you.”

ironspy: Avengers Business Cards - Just because

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:00:36 -0400

ironspy:

Avengers Business Cards - Just because

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:00:18 -0400

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath:

Jack tells Will to go home this week because nobody got murdered horribly. The only case is a puppy which doesn’t have a home. Will gets the puppy. They go for a walk in the park and get ice cream. Will sits on a bench and gives the puppy licks of his ice cream. He says quietly, “This is nice.” The ice cream is not people.

END CREDITS.

so I made a CandyGraham HA HA treats for treatment amirite HA HA...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:07:23 -0400

so I made a CandyGraham

HA HA

treats for treatment amirite

HA HA HA

*is violently expelled from the fandom*

aboybandurl: borisairei: alexanderperchov: reminder that this...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:47:20 -0400

aboybandurl:

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

BUT THE COMMENTS ON THE VIDEO OMG

my name is luna enriquez

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:00:23 -0400

my name is luna enriquez

archiaart: Commission! Sorry I’ve been slow with things, dear...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:00:34 -0400

archiaart:

Commission! Sorry I’ve been slow with things, dear commissioners. I have been writing ^_^

Sherlock comes back from the dead and ends up with an armful of distressed John♥

horussebooks: mr-egbutt: lurkerpi: please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:00:16 -0400

horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

romangodfrey: #happy fathers day hahaha #hahahaha #kill me

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:23:27 -0400

romangodfrey:

#happy fathers day hahaha #hahahaha #kill me

lordkirk: “So, I see you like Benedict Cumberbatch. What’s so great about-“ “Okay but I mean what...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:00:19 -0400

lordkirk:

“So, I see you like Benedict Cumberbatch. What’s so great about-“

“Okay but I mean what specifical-“

“Uhmm is it his acting or his looks/personality or-“

motherfucking-breadcrumbs: I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE JUST...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:55:02 -0400

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES

AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES

TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE

it was you

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:00:25 -0400

it was you

malkatz: i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’ like yes that’s...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:00:18 -0400

malkatz:

i hate when people vilify psychiatric pills as ‘mind-altering drugs’

like

yes

that’s exactly what they are

they are for mental illness

mental

if i had a kidney-related illness, i would hope to have kidney-altering drugs on the market