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beyondalltheblonde:

My sister just asked me who Salsa Stark is

Correct response: “Well, she’s certainly nacho queen.”

2 days ago with 234 notes
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#ASoIaF   #gET THEE TO A PUNNERY   #/shrug  

tundras:

“theon greyjoy is kind of an asshole”

tru tho

“theon greyjoy needs to learn how to respect women jfc”

god yes

“theon greyjoy made some really bad decisions”

yep right as rain

“theon greyjoy deserves what he—”

nO FUCK YOU GET OUTTA MY FACE

2 days ago with 1,166 notes
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#ASoIaF   #victim blaming can also happen to dickwads  

game of thrones s3 » faceless

game of thrones s3 » faceless

2 days ago with 11 notes
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#ASoIaF   #thank queue  

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4 days ago with 1,222 notes
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#ASoIaF   #otp   #thank queue  
thegreatestgreyjoy:

Sansa Stark made out with a hot dog!

thegreatestgreyjoy:

Sansa Stark made out with a hot dog!

6 days ago with 92 notes
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#ASoIaF   #choking   #mean girls  

reek, reek, it rhymes with seek

… professional help preemptively because goddamn george r.r. martin fucking destroys happiness and will leave you an emotional train wreck with trust issues

1 week ago with 23 notes
#got   #ASoIaF   #theon greyjoy   #that is all  

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1 week ago with 27,534 notes
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#ASoIaF   #hahahha oh bran sweetie   #thank queue  

i intend to be your last, however long it takes.: tumblrofthrones: A Song of Ice and Fire is not about kings. It’s about... 

tumblrofthrones:

A Song of Ice and Fire is not about kings. It’s about the people who surround, support and get stomped on by kings in quests for thrones and power. In older fantasy stories, the young kings are the heroes and lead characters, so George R.R. Martin subverted that by…

1 week ago with 3,653 notes
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#ASoIaF   #all the love   #thank queue  

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

captainblackbird:

#all three of them -jon and robb and theon- are like ARYA U SO CUTE  

 #and then they were never happy again

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1 week ago with 22,145 notes
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#ASoIaF   #uncomfortably accurate tags are uncomfortably accurate   #thank queue  
Anonymous sent you a message:
So, I saw where you were watching the post Red-Wedding havok. I too get a certain Bolton-esque joy from it. Unfortunately, I've been trying to find a good ASoIF blog for a while now and no such luck. Would you mind recommending some? For you services o the Iron Throne, I give you this little gem: i(.)imgur(.)com/Gu1JlHX(.)gif

HAHA. THAT GIF. Also, ooh, dear anon. Never compare yourself to the likes of Ramsay and Roose. *shivers*

Hm, this is odd, I just realized I’ve never really recommended blogs before … I’ve never even made a follow forever HMM THAT SAID OKAY ASOIAF

Yikes. I know a few off the top of my head, of course; these guys are old tumblrpals of mine, are hilarious and awesome, and run FANTASTIC blogs:

serselmys (my husband; he posts more than just asoiaf though)
and brienneoftarth (omg i have followed her since the day i was born)
themarilives (we maris have to stick together, tough world out here. also multifandom)

Actually, to be honest, i follow 98% multifandom blogs. buuut, people i follow who post GoT include

fuckinstormborn
thedavinciofourtime
tommy-riddle

ehehehe sorry i’m unhelpful

2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#reply   #ASoIaF