sometimes i feel insecure about my looks but then i remember there’s a section of the internet that finds benedict cumberbatch attractive
never give up on ur dreams
idk you probably SHOULD give up on ur dreams because with that shitty attitude, it’s no wonder people don’t find you attractive.
^This.
Also, uh, wow. I’d like to note that Benedict’s unconventional attractiveness stems largely from his inner beauty, a modesty and kindness and goodheartedness that appeals to those of us with the ability to appreciate such traits.
Even most people who just plain don’t think he’s good-looking can recognize the fact that the dude’s got so much more to offer than does, say, a hot piece of ass with a terrible personality. Thus, there’s allure there: inherent and human and down-to-earth attractiveness without even needing to have the face of a god.
And the people who don’t agree? Most of them have the decency to show some fucking respect when they’re dealing with a website filled with people who love this man. (People who love not just his looks, but the man himself; people who will defend him. Evidently.)
Obviously, you fall into none of these three categories of people. You are a faceless name on the internet, publicly and insensitively objectifying a man who is not here to defend his appearance. So now that you’ve (rightly) called the wrath of the Cumberbitches upon yourself, I think we’re done here.
Have fun with the inevitable hate mail.
Ta,
mari
(a girl who thinks attractiveness is the most subjective thing on the planet
and who thinks everyone is beautiful in their own goddamn way thank you very fucking much)
… oh my … OH MY GOD
Someone needs to photoshop this shit immediately. Henedict Cumberbatch, Olivia Poulet/Poultry, and eggs Benedict.
GET TO IT FANDOM WE’VE GOT A LOT OF TIME TO KILL BEFORE SEASON THREE
(x)
Is there a word to describe being sexually attracted to someone with a large vocabulary?
BECAUSE THAT IS ME.
I AM THAT.
i’m so sorry
i’ll just go
“What’s his name, Benedict Cumberballs?”
“No. Stop —”
“Benedict Cumberho?”
“But that’s not even —”
“Benedict Cumbersome? HAR HAR HAR!”
“…”
“And if you ever wanted to divorce him, you’d be UNENCUMBERED!”
“…yeah you guys are fuckin’ great”
jesus, that’s almost too much cumberbatch for one url.
or at least, it would be if “too much cumberbatch” weren’t an oxymoron.
VATICAN CAMEOOOOS *ducks*
