beyondalltheblonde:

My sister just asked me who Salsa Stark is

Correct response: “Well, she’s certainly nacho queen.”

inseptica:

iou-a-colt:

steel-and-snow:

A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.

this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world

scientists have proven that all day and all night end everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

more comedy gold from the smartasses i call my friends

(Source: brain-food)

DAMN I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK START NIGHTBLOGGING

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

(Source: soudahesreallycool)

midshipmanquim:

The best thing about smoking is that I get to touch so many butts

holy shit imagine if an army officer had that speech impediment that turns r’s into w’s

every time they told their troops to fall back they’d be like, “WE TWEET, WE TWEET!”

and then as they ran away they would gain hundreds of followers