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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

so guys this piece of shit post has over a hundred thousand notes

WHICH IS WHY IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT LETTING INTERNET POPULARITY DEFINE YOUR SELF-WORTH

YOU SHOULD THINK AGAIN

THANK YOU THAT IS ALL

also do i win something now

6 months ago with 162,557 notes
via cosmic-nine-year-old, (c) batmansymbol
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dubbayoo sent you a message:
Just read the gif wikipedia page under pronunciation. (hint, you lose)

DO I STILL LOSE IF I GIVE NO FUCKS

BECAUSE NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN HERE

6 months ago with 7 notes
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thepowerofselfrespect sent you a message:
So when does your gif post end? when the posts' notes equal the amount of people on tumblr?

I WOULD SAY YES BUT PEOPLE CAN REBLOG THOSE POSTS MULTIPLE TIMES

WHICH

WELL

IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW OF SOMETHING MORE HORRIFIC THAN THAT POTENTIALITY I WILL GLADLY DISAGREE WITH YOU

6 months ago with 2 notes
#ohmihi   #gif   #reply  
Anonymous sent you a message:
People with a better understanding of English pronunciation are more likely to pronounce "gif" as "jif." Most words that start with G and have an I or E sound after it, are pronounced with a J sound. For example: "gerund" "gist" "gin" "genie" So that's probably where the confusion stems from.

WELP YEP MAYBE I SUPPOSE. *flounders around for something to say*

Okay, dear anons and visitors and beautiful followers alike. This is the last one of these gif/jif-related things I’m gonna post. If you really want to have a debate over this type of thing … sorry to say it, but I’m not your girl. I believe that English is ever-changing and that while we should respect established norms, we have no obligation to perpetuate patterns in pre-existing orthography when it comes to new language.

In other words, I legitimately could give very few fucks about how you pronounce .gif.

XD I dunno, I started those post things as a devil’s advocate and as an aspiring statistician (just kidding, i could give few fucks about statistics as well) … welp, basically out of interest in Tumblr society (because I love Tumblr society). Now the ball has started rolling, it’s out of my hands.

SO YAY GO AND GIF OR JIF TO YOUR HEART’S CONTENT; KEEP A HEALTHY DOSE OF PERSPECTIVE, AND REALIZE IN THE END IT’S A FUCKING FILE EXTENSION NOT THE WORD OF GOD

THANKS. :D

10 months ago with 8 notes
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Anonymous sent you a message:
Your GIF debate is interesting but it should be noted somewhere that the man who created the format said that it is pronounced "like the peanut butter" which would be JIF. I kinda feel like the person who created it sort of has the authority on how to pronounce it, ya know?

as you will, anon! :D i am not moderating this ongoing debate; neither do i particularly care either way. i’m just watching the numbers. oh, and seeing the same 7 arguments flood my dash when people reblog.

“BUT IT STANDS FOR GRAPHIC WITH A HARD G”

“BUT I’M A PROGRAMMER AND IT’S A SOFT G”

“BUT THAT FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER”

“BUT CREATORS”

“BUT ACRONYM”

“BUT GIRAFFE”

“BUT FUCK YOU”

o___o the best ones are the violent threats, those really reassure me that humanity is on a good track

((edit: just realized that this was my 1,000th post. this fucking blog, man… this fucking blog))

10 months ago with 19 notes
#eheheh buttfuck you   #reply   #gif  
DAMMIT
DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU
NOT TO LOOK A GIF HORSE IN THE MOUTH
hahaha
hahaha
hahahahahahahahanotevensorry

DAMMIT

DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU

NOT TO LOOK A GIF HORSE IN THE MOUTH

hahaha

hahaha

hahahahahahahahanotevensorry

10 months ago with 149 notes
#get thee to a punnery   #gif   #horse   #LIKE GIFT HORSE   #mybeautifulparanoiax   #i figured this was appropriate on the heels of the gif/jif debate  
Anonymous sent you a message:
Its pronounced gif because it stands for "Graphic Interchange Format". so its "g" sound like "goose" because the first word is "Grapic". its not a "j" sound like "Jimmy".

I pronounce it with a hard g. But I was interested in seeing, objectively, which pronunciation has more proponents. :D I’ve heard that the original developers of the .gif pronounced it ‘jif’, which is why the jiffers pronounce it the way they do. I MEAN IN THE END LET’S BE HONEST HERE HOW MUCH DOES IT MATTER

EVERYONE PRONOUNCE IT HOW YOU WILL AND BE PROUD. LET THE JIFFERS HAVE THEIR FUN AND WE GIFFERS WILL HAVE OUR FUN AND WE SHALL ALL PRANCE TOGETHER IN A FEELS FIELD WHILE THE SKY RAINS CREYS

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…yep, that’s it. I’ve officially gone insane.

10 months ago with 20 notes
#reply   #gif  

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. 

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

10 months ago with 162,557 notes
#gif  

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL 

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

10 months ago with 37,559 notes
#gif