Speechwriter

(Source: catsiel)

3 months ago with 7,906 notes
via dontneedyourheroact, (c) catsiel
#HHAHAHAHHAHA   #grammar   #thank queue  

6 months ago with 282 notes
#grammar   #AHAHA.   #shamelessly stealing things from facebook  

Holy shit. I just had a nightmare in which someone told me my grammar was terrible. I proceeded to wake up and question my entire existence.

YOU GUYS. THE GHOSTS OF THE PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE PERFECT TENSES ARE HERE TO HAUNT ME

THEY RATTLE THE CHAINS OF ORTHOGRAPHY AROUND ME

THEY SHACKLE ME WITH THE HOWLS OF UNUSED OXFORD COMMAS AND PARTICIPLES LEFT TO DANGLE

this is it

i’ve gone mad

8 months ago with 109 notes
#grammar   #excuse me whilst i go sob in a corner and attempt to regain my sanity  

If I was your girlfriend/boyfriend ..finish in my ask. 

IF I WERE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND I WOULD USE THE SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD CORRECTLY DAMMIT

that is all

/mari caring about archaic grammatical structures

sigh

(Source: troubleperson)

8 months ago with 16,842 notes
via sher, (c) troubleperson
#grammar   #sorry kids   #every once in a while this simply must occur  

batmansymbol:

When a gorgeous graphic has incorrect grammar…

REBLOGGING MYSELF BECAUSE THIS IS RELEVANT BECAUSE I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST GRAPHIC AND

AND

YOU’RE

9 months ago with 74 notes
via batmansymbol, (c) batmansymbol
#grammar   #LUKE I AM NOT YOU'RE FATHER DAMMIT I AM YOUR FATHER   #YOUR   #YOOOOUUUUUR  

shit-nick-korra-fans-say:

there are kids on the troll thread correcting my grammar

I can’t

*writers’

p.s. rather bad fucking douchebag

10 months ago with 41 notes
via sophiatheunicorniologist, (c) shit-nick-korra-fans-say
#korra   #ehehehehe   #grammar