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laminuitpluie sent you a message:
Oh, also, I have an obsession with big scissors.

OH MY GOD I’M SO SCARED OF BIG SCISSORS BECAUSE I ALWAYS JUST PICTURE SOMEONE CUTTING OFF PEOPLE’S FINGERS USING THEM. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THE IMAGE IS JUST STUCK IN MY MIND SINCE FOREVER AND IT’S TERRIBLE.

sorry guys i hope this doesn’t become a thing in your brains too i would hate for it to spread

8 months ago
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laminuitpluie sent you a message:
As I've grown, I've become incredibly logical; however, I'm literally waiting for someone I've never met solely because I've been dreaming (literally) about this person for as long as I can remember.

That is actually fascinating. My related fact? I wrote a novel where the main character had that exact problem. It was a weird sort of science fantasy. The idea was that dreams are produced in an alternate universe — ‘filmed,’ if you will, using actors and high-tech equipment, and transferred to human minds via this massive machine that can translate its contents across parallel universes. And the actor who starred in all of the main character’s dreams had to find a way to reach her.

It was a strange book. It had a million pacing issues and turned into a different story altogether.

Anyway, if you find this person, you must tell me! I’m emotionally invested now. :D

8 months ago
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EPIC TAGGING THING 

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 8, 10, or 11 new ones (I choose 10).

Rule 3 - Tag 10 or 11 people and link them to your post (I choose 10).

Rule 4 - Let them know you have tagged them.

Rule 5 - Tell the person who tagged you.

i got four sets of questions because i procrastinated like a dick. as a result, this is ultra-long, so i’m readmoring it. If you want to know unnecessary information about me, click away. :D

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laminuitpluie replied to your video: Somebody That I Used to Know (Sherlocked version)…

Have I ever told you that you’re fabulous?

I FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THIS

THANK YOU

YOU ARE ALSO FABULOUS

It’s 1:55; therefore, caps lock is instantly justifiable. *sigh* but really <3 thank you. fabulosity is the highest compliment that can be earned

10 months ago with 2 notes
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laminuitpluie replied to your post: laminuitpluie replied to your post: so i was…

SHH SHHH. /pats head WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THOSE PEOPLE HERE. IT WILL BE OKAY. JUST LET ME LOVE YOU.

*sobs* REMI THE THINGS I’VE SEEN

1 year ago with 1 note
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laminuitpluie replied to your post: so i was studying for european history and I…

You don’t understand. Every time you post something on Tumblr, I die. FLAWLESS SPEECHWRITER IS FLAWLESS.

*tacklehugs* I LOVE YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY HUMOR

PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK WOULD’VE BEEN LIKE ‘WHAT IS PRUSSIA’

1 year ago with 2 notes
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laminuitpluie replied to your post: dear fandom:

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. AMORRA FTW.

*clings to you* WE ARE FAMILY.

1 year ago with 1 note
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laminuitpluie replied to your post: Hello, Can you make Have a nice day! into a PDF file so people can read it without Internet?

TWO MORE CHAPTERS LEFT AND I’LL BE FINISHED READING HAND.

*gulp* ooh, the climax, the climax!

ahem that was inappropriate

1 year ago with 1 note
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