Commission - Seth
Drunk blowjobs in Baskerville.
AW LOOK! TWO BEST FRIENDS HOLDING HANDS
THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE, LOOKIT THAT CUTE INNOCENT RELATIONSHIP
JOHN’S BLUSHING AND EVERYTHING
“Previous research on the sexual response patterns of subject JW has been fragmentary and extremely poorly documented. The present study aims to rectify this oversight with a comprehensive somatosensory mapping endeavor. A strong positive correlation was found between response intensity and seconds since commencement of the trial (r=0.74), implying sensitization as opposed to habituation while in an aroused state…”
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
A limerick my uncle wrote:
A maiden from North Carolina
stretched five bow strings across her vagina
with a proper sized cock
what was sex, became Bach
Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda fucking Palmer being awesome.
This video is like a typeface geek’s wet dream.
(tread with caution: calligraphy and naked people ahoy, oft in conjunction.)
