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janecrocker:

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

my kraft dinner cup says “do not leave microwave unattended” whats it going to do choke on the macaroni noodles

i left the microwave unattended

someone stole my macaroni

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2 months ago with 26,848 notes
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#ahaha.   #oh dear   #do not leave tumblr users unattended  

all i want for christmas is ewe

5 months ago with 55 notes
#christmas   #is it too late for this   #GET THEE TO A PUNNERY   #oh dear   #yes i use my precious little internet time to give you THIS   #/sigh  
The fic that has been torturing my soul is finally FINISHED and UPLOADED. Hope you enjoy it. Title: angels long-fallen Genre: Psychological thriller, but shockingly, FFnet doesn’t have that as an option, so. Rating: M for brief strong violence; trigger warnings listed at the top of the fic. Summary: The one thing Sherlock doesn’t know about Jim Moriarty is the most important. (…aaand because I like to pretend I can make graphics, I made this graphic for it. *prods*)

The fic that has been torturing my soul is finally FINISHED and UPLOADED. Hope you enjoy it.

Title: angels long-fallen

Genre: Psychological thriller, but shockingly, FFnet doesn’t have that as an option, so.

Rating: M for brief strong violence; trigger warnings listed at the top of the fic.

Summary: The one thing Sherlock doesn’t know about Jim Moriarty is the most important.

(…aaand because I like to pretend I can make graphics, I made this graphic for it. *prods*)

11 months ago with 5 notes
#sherlock   #fanfiction   #bbc sherlock   #johnlock   #Moriarty   #Sherlock Holmes   #oh dear   #these are the tags of the desperate