Welp, I just know it exists. I have no friggin’ clue why.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the glory of the flying lawnmower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWfqVWC2KI
follow your dreams everyone

SEND HELP I AM BEING FORCED TO SOCIALIZE IN A ROOM THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
teach me how to small talk. teach me how to fancy and how to distinguished. teach me how not to choke on the taste of monetary excesses oh god we are being served finger foods on silver trays by the only minorities here besides me.
cannot function. s o c i a l i z i n g; W H A T I S
i lied; there are 2 other minorities here possibly 3 the one in question may just be extremely tan
okay so what you half to do is, um, just kinda make conversation with people who look agreeable. I usually start conversations by mentioning something in the room (eh those lights look weird don’t they) or sometimes complimenting people (I am fond of your attire! where from? how get?) don’t be too forceful, like walking up to someone and being like I COMMAND YOUR CONVERSATION AAAAGH
you probably shouldn’t follow this advice actually because I’m a 13-year-old kid and how do I even do socializing I don’t know
god bless you for actually giving me advice omg perfect soul
HAHA. THAT GIF. Also, ooh, dear anon. Never compare yourself to the likes of Ramsay and Roose. *shivers*
Hm, this is odd, I just realized I’ve never really recommended blogs before … I’ve never even made a follow forever HMM THAT SAID OKAY ASOIAF
Yikes. I know a few off the top of my head, of course; these guys are old tumblrpals of mine, are hilarious and awesome, and run FANTASTIC blogs:
serselmys (my husband; he posts more than just asoiaf though)
and brienneoftarth (omg i have followed her since the day i was born)
themarilives (we maris have to stick together, tough world out here. also multifandom)
Actually, to be honest, i follow 98% multifandom blogs. buuut, people i follow who post GoT include
fuckinstormborn
thedavinciofourtime
tommy-riddle
ehehehe sorry i’m unhelpful
HAhahah oh my god, thanks! I appreciate it.
nightwanker replied to your post: also last night i had a dream i was being sentenced to a grisly cannibalistic death
The dead bodies are actually kind of pretty and artistic in an oh that’s a dead body kind of way and the cannibalism is kind of subtle in a we all know that’s people but no-one’s talking about it kind of way
HAHA
haha, thanks buddy! i might. it’s super fun. also is a faster process than i thought it would be, and the sound quality is way less of an issue than when i use piano.
i am glad you enjoyed it ^_^
i shot it on my videocamera.
i sang the melody, then uploaded it to my computer, plugged headphones into my computer, and listened to the video on windows media player while i sang the first harmony. then i imported both of those videos onto VideoPad Video Editor (the free version), lined up the two audio files, plugged in ye olde headphones again, and listened to both of the first recordings while singing the third. imported that video and lined up its audio, exported as a .wmv, used zamzar to convert to .mp3. took about half an hour (not counting those last two export and conversion times)
hofnowhere replied to your post: waiting for what is quite literally the most…
BABY. I WILL HOLD YOU THROUGH THIS STORM. STAY STRONG FOR ME.
I MISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
ALSO THANKS EVERYONE <3
“yhea” looks like an aneurysm so there’s that
Aw, hey, thanks anon! I appreciate it, and I’m glad you like! <3