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Anonymous sent you a message:
Are you aware of the origins of the flying lawnmower? Because you mention it in I Live Life On Tumblr and i recently came across it on another bolg...

Welp, I just know it exists. I have no friggin’ clue why.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the glory of the flying lawnmower:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWfqVWC2KI

follow your dreams everyone

2 days ago with 7 notes
#reply   #flying lawnmower  
thedalekkid:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

SEND HELP I AM BEING FORCED TO SOCIALIZE IN A ROOM THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
teach me how to small talk. teach me how to fancy and how to distinguished. teach me how not to choke on the taste of monetary excesses oh god we are being served finger foods on silver trays by the only minorities here besides me.
cannot function. s o c i a l i z i n g; W H A T I S

i lied; there are 2 other minorities here possibly 3 the one in question may just be extremely tan

okay so what you half to do is, um, just kinda make conversation with people who look agreeable. I usually start conversations by mentioning something in the room (eh those lights look weird don’t they) or sometimes complimenting people (I am fond of your attire! where from? how get?) don’t be too forceful, like walking up to someone and being like I COMMAND YOUR CONVERSATION AAAAGH
you probably shouldn’t follow this advice actually because I’m a 13-year-old kid and how do I even do socializing I don’t know

god bless you for actually giving me advice omg perfect soul

thedalekkid:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

SEND HELP I AM BEING FORCED TO SOCIALIZE IN A ROOM THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

teach me how to small talk. teach me how to fancy and how to distinguished. teach me how not to choke on the taste of monetary excesses oh god we are being served finger foods on silver trays by the only minorities here besides me.

cannot function. s o c i a l i z i n g; W H A T I S

i lied; there are 2 other minorities here possibly 3 the one in question may just be extremely tan

okay so what you half to do is, um, just kinda make conversation with people who look agreeable. I usually start conversations by mentioning something in the room (eh those lights look weird don’t they) or sometimes complimenting people (I am fond of your attire! where from? how get?) don’t be too forceful, like walking up to someone and being like I COMMAND YOUR CONVERSATION AAAAGH

you probably shouldn’t follow this advice actually because I’m a 13-year-old kid and how do I even do socializing I don’t know

god bless you for actually giving me advice omg perfect soul

2 weeks ago with 95 notes
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Anonymous sent you a message:
So, I saw where you were watching the post Red-Wedding havok. I too get a certain Bolton-esque joy from it. Unfortunately, I've been trying to find a good ASoIF blog for a while now and no such luck. Would you mind recommending some? For you services o the Iron Throne, I give you this little gem: i(.)imgur(.)com/Gu1JlHX(.)gif

HAHA. THAT GIF. Also, ooh, dear anon. Never compare yourself to the likes of Ramsay and Roose. *shivers*

Hm, this is odd, I just realized I’ve never really recommended blogs before … I’ve never even made a follow forever HMM THAT SAID OKAY ASOIAF

Yikes. I know a few off the top of my head, of course; these guys are old tumblrpals of mine, are hilarious and awesome, and run FANTASTIC blogs:

serselmys (my husband; he posts more than just asoiaf though)
and brienneoftarth (omg i have followed her since the day i was born)
themarilives (we maris have to stick together, tough world out here. also multifandom)

Actually, to be honest, i follow 98% multifandom blogs. buuut, people i follow who post GoT include

fuckinstormborn
thedavinciofourtime
tommy-riddle

ehehehe sorry i’m unhelpful

2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#reply   #ASoIaF  
pasta-squares sent you a message:
Hey uhm I added the lyrics to "I live life on tumblr" and "Somebody that I used to know" by you to TuneWiki on Spotify so that us fangirls of a fangirl can sing along to your songs. Just thought I'd let you and your followers know? :3

HAhahah oh my god, thanks! I appreciate it.

2 weeks ago with 8 notes
#reply   #pasta-squares   #i live life on tumblr  

nightwanker replied to your post: also last night i had a dream i was being sentenced to a grisly cannibalistic death

The dead bodies are actually kind of pretty and artistic in an oh that’s a dead body kind of way and the cannibalism is kind of subtle in a we all know that’s people but no-one’s talking about it kind of way

HAHA

2 weeks ago with 1 note
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Anonymous sent you a message:
i freaking love your adele thing it is so good and your range is absolutely amazing. please do more sometime, i love that sort of thing!

haha, thanks buddy! i might. it’s super fun. also is a faster process than i thought it would be, and the sound quality is way less of an issue than when i use piano.

i am glad you enjoyed it ^_^

3 weeks ago with 1 note
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Anonymous sent you a message:
What program did you use to record that song?/ how did you do it?

i shot it on my videocamera.

i sang the melody, then uploaded it to my computer, plugged headphones into my computer, and listened to the video on windows media player while i sang the first harmony. then i imported both of those videos onto VideoPad Video Editor (the free version), lined up the two audio files, plugged in ye olde headphones again, and listened to both of the first recordings while singing the third. imported that video and lined up its audio, exported as a .wmv, used zamzar to convert to .mp3. took about half an hour (not counting those last two export and conversion times)

3 weeks ago with 3 notes
#reply   #hello nice to meet you i am the most low-tech human being alive   #'then i used windows media player' hAHAHA WHAT AM I  

hofnowhere replied to your post: waiting for what is quite literally the most…

BABY. I WILL HOLD YOU THROUGH THIS STORM. STAY STRONG FOR ME.

I MISS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

ALSO THANKS EVERYONE <3

3 weeks ago with 1 note
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Anonymous sent you a message:
but how do you feel about "yeah"?

“yhea” looks like an aneurysm so there’s that

4 weeks ago with 2 notes
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Anonymous sent you a message:
Oh sweet god, your voice is amazing and so emotional. seriously that gave me so much chills, not to mention i always loved that song and your piano playing is amazing and you're just amazing, i'm so in love!! I can just listen to this over and over again. Love you <3

Aw, hey, thanks anon! I appreciate it, and I’m glad you like! <3

4 weeks ago with 2 notes
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